Beyond Burgers Give Me The Bottom Burps

Come on, plant based burger makers, you can do better!

Tim Ebl
Freethinkr
Published in
4 min readNov 18, 2020

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Me: RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP

My wife glances at me sideways and wrinkles her nose parts. “Gross! Did you get lift off that time?”

Me: “Sorry. I shoulda had the salad.”

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Tim Ebl
Freethinkr

I help busy guys lose the dadbod, get their energy back and feel 20 yrs younger!. tim@simpleprimalfitness.com